Kids say the darndest things! Here’s some of the things mine comes up with!
On the differences between men and women:
Tyler was watching Grant “pee” standing up.
Tyler: Daddy, is that your penis?!
Grant: Yes.
Tyler: It’s big!
Grant: Go tell Mommy that.
Another day.
Tyler: Mommy, do you have a big vagina?
Mama Sick: Uh, no.
Which gets me to thinking, why do men want big penises, but women and vaginas, not so much?
In the kitchen with Tyler:
We had taken out from Subway and I had some extra napkins from there which I gave to Tyler at dinner time.
Tyler: Oooo, we got new napkins???
On How He Got Here:
I always call Tyler “My boy” or “My baby”. One day Grant called him “My boy”.
Tyler: No Daddy, I’m Mommy’s boy.
Mama Sick: Honey, you are Mommy’s boy and Daddy’s boy.
Grant: Yes, we both made you.
Tyler: You drew me??
Can’t wait until he reaches age three!
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About mamasick
Emily Cullen is a pen-name. A former local radio personality for seven years, I still remain active in the voiceover business. My husband, “Grant”, and I have been married since 2002 and have already experienced the “worse, “poorer, ” and “sickness ” of marriage. We both suffer from chronic illnesses and diseases which have progressed. My diseases include Rheumatoid Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, and most, recently and seriously, Lupus.
Despite all of the challenges we have faced, we were able to have a little boy, “Tyler,” born in September of 2006, which is the best thing to ever happen to us. Tyler has been classified as a “special needs” child with diagnoses which include Anxiety, OCD, and Tourette’s Syndrome. We also share our home with two cats.
We live in New Jersey and I enjoy reading fiction and learning more about taking care of my son. Before my son, I used to enjoy watching movies…watching television for that matter! Before Lupus I enjoyed fine dining and fine wine.
No longer able to work, I am now wondering, “What will I do with the rest of my (somewhat) young life?” Blogging sounds like a good start!
When my sister was little, she went into my parents room accidentally while my dad was changing. After he shooed her out, she went to my mom and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have a tail?” Heh. Classic.