Kids say the darndest things! Here’s some of the things mine comes up with!
On the differences between men and women:
Tyler was watching Grant “pee” standing up.
Tyler: Daddy, is that your penis?!
Tyler: It’s big!
Grant: Go tell Mommy that.
Tyler: Mommy, do you have a big vagina?
Mama Sick: Uh, no.
Which gets me to thinking, why do men want big penises, but women and vaginas, not so much?
In the kitchen with Tyler:
We had taken out from Subway and I had some extra napkins from there which I gave to Tyler at dinner time.
Tyler: Oooo, we got new napkins???
On How He Got Here:
I always call Tyler “My boy” or “My baby”. One day Grant called him “My boy”.
Tyler: No Daddy, I’m Mommy’s boy.
Mama Sick: Honey, you are Mommy’s boy and Daddy’s boy.
Grant: Yes, we both made you.
Tyler: You drew me??
Can’t wait until he reaches age three!