Tuesdays With Tyler: Tylerisms

Kids say the darndest things!  Here’s some of the things mine comes up with!

On the differences between men and women:

Tyler was watching Grant “pee” standing up.

Tyler:   Daddy, is that your penis?!

Grant:  Yes.

Tyler:  It’s big!

Grant:  Go tell Mommy that.

Another day.

Tyler:  Mommy, do you have a big vagina?

Mama Sick:  Uh, no.

Which gets me to thinking, why do men want big penises, but women and vaginas, not so much?

In the kitchen with Tyler:

We had taken out from Subway and I had some extra napkins from there which I gave to Tyler at dinner time.

Tyler:  Oooo, we got new napkins???

On How He Got Here:

I always call Tyler “My boy” or “My baby”.  One day Grant called him “My boy”.

Tyler:  No Daddy, I’m Mommy’s boy.

Mama Sick:  Honey, you are Mommy’s boy and Daddy’s boy.

Grant:  Yes, we both made you.

Tyler:  You drew me??

Can’t wait until he reaches age three!

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About mamasick

Emily Cullen is a pen-name. I suffer from chronic illnesses and diseases which include Bipolar Disorder, Asthma, Diabetes and Fibromyalgia. I had battled Lupus and Rheumatoid Arthritis but there is no longer evidence of me having these diseases and my Rheumatologist has declared them to be "burnt out" of my system. I am separated from my husband, “Grant”. Our son, “Tyler” was born in September of 2006 and suffers from tics and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and is delayed in fine and gross motor skills. In my blog I seek to let sick moms know that they are not the only ones going through this, and to educate people about what can happens when one becomes catastrophically ill. I also strive to break down stereotypes of what a “Welfare Mom” is like. Anything that I have gone through due to being sick, is written on the pages of Mama Sick.
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One Response to Tuesdays With Tyler: Tylerisms

  1. vim876 says:

    When my sister was little, she went into my parents room accidentally while my dad was changing. After he shooed her out, she went to my mom and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have a tail?” Heh. Classic.

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